Gay Penguin for President
Repentent Republicans vote for Gay Penguin in 2004!
True, this nonaligned, amphibious alternative to conventional choices for President may be incapable of abstract thought. Then again, his inability to sign documents would ensure an absence of policies such as job outsourcing, the Iraq War, and a constitutional amendment defining marriage. See Gay Penguin's public stances on these and many other issues in this cleverly done satirical piece.
"Gay Penguin 2004. Because he's not Bush."