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Cows want to be free!

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On Saturday, a cow broke free of its slaughterhouse pen, somehow climbed an eight foot fence, and has eluded Cincinnati police since that time. They've used night scopes, helicopter surveillance, and thermal imaging, but to no avail. The cow has even foiled traps set around the city, taking the bait and running.

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Have you ever heard the song "Cows with Guns"?

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I hadn't until this week. Now it's playing on the radio every time I turn it on.

Favorite line: "Piles of dung." (trust me, folks)

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A true case of "survival of the fittest."

Smile! The world could use another happy person.

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Cow spotted in local park. Continues to elude captors.

Cow offered amnesty on former Reds owner Marge Schott's land.

Cincinnati mayor offers cow the key to the city. Seriously.

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Why not? This cow deserved its right to live.I am not saying that ALL cows should be set free,because the killing and eating of certain animals is part of human´s nature.But this cow is special,since it took its chance to survive. Letting it live would be just fair.

Forward for the dream!

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As a vegetarian of many years, I can't agree more. It's easy to forget that the saran-wrapped pink stuff you fry into hamburgers was once an animal.

It's a pity that it wasn't a pig, though. Cincinnati's got a thing for pigs.

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Gir! Ride the pig!

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