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Wanted for bank robbery: "Large Furry Animal"

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Swedish newspaper Gotebors-Posten reports that police fired shots at a person wearing a costume, who held up a bank in a large shopping center in the city of Gothenberg late Friday.

A witness told G-P that:

A man in a monkey outfit, or similar, may have been a bear too, came running with security guards behind him. I thought it was a joke at first, a stunt, but then I walked past the bank and saw the shattered glass.

A burning car was discovered by police near the crime scene about an hour after the robbery. Investigations for the unusually-attired suspect are continuing, but he outran the officers at the scene and no arrests have yet been made. [via The Sydney Herald Sun]

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"Nice Monkey suit"

"Wise ass... rrrrrrrrmmm"

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Is it bad that I thought of Isaac and Miria from Baccano! when I read this?

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Anthrocon will soon be the place for mob bosses to co-ordinate bank robberies.

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
~Evelyn Beatrice Hall~

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Give this man a medal. He outran police officers in a monkey/bear suit. That's impressive.

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This is going to make it hard for honest innocent furries from fursuiting if the local government gets worried and have tougher laws.

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This is obviously connected to Saint's Row 3 somehow.

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I'm trying to think of a good David Gonterman's "Foxfire" joke.

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I'm a fur that lives in the Windsor, Ontario/Detroit, Michigan area. I was born in mid-1986, and have been a furry since 2002.