Homeland Security vs. San Francisco Bay Area Puppeteers Guild
Posted by Wyldside on Mon 22 Aug 2005 - 10:24
The San Francisco Bay Area Puppeteers Guild is under investigation by Homeland Security. According to their latest newsletter, its assets have been frozen ever since Treasurer Pam Brown resigned after 20 years and passed the miniscule nestegg to a new bank account a few months ago.
This is Michael Chertoff, Secretary of the United States Department of Homeland Security. You "furbies" better watch yourselves. We have solid evidence linking you with Al Qaeda...
You know nothing of the great swishing tail.
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