Creative Commons license icon

Homeland Security vs. San Francisco Bay Area Puppeteers Guild

No votes yet

The San Francisco Bay Area Puppeteers Guild is under investigation by Homeland Security. According to their latest newsletter, its assets have been frozen ever since Treasurer Pam Brown resigned after 20 years and passed the miniscule nestegg to a new bank account a few months ago.


Your rating: None Average: 1 (1 vote)

This is Michael Chertoff, Secretary of the United States Department of Homeland Security. You "furbies" better watch yourselves. We have solid evidence linking you with Al Qaeda...

Your rating: None Average: 5 (1 vote)

You know nothing of the great swishing tail.

Post new comment

  • Web page addresses and e-mail addresses turn into links automatically.
  • Allowed HTML tags: <a> <img> <b> <i> <s> <blockquote> <ul> <ol> <li> <table> <tr> <td> <th> <sub> <sup> <object> <embed> <h1> <h2> <h3> <h4> <h5> <h6> <dl> <dt> <dd> <param> <center> <strong> <q> <cite> <code> <em>
  • Lines and paragraphs break automatically.

More information about formatting options

This test is to prevent automated spam submissions.
Leave empty.