A rooster has been shot dead after an hour's standoff with police and bomb disposal experts in Christchurch.
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Freeman! We've got a riled-up ***** downtown, and it could blow at any moment!
I've got my best man on it already, sir!
Alternate title for this story could be "*****-a-doodle-boom!"
I'm afraid the world is full of people who do dumb things.
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