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J-Lo killed by fox

Edited by GreenReaper as of 22:21
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A chicken known as J-Lo because she was born with two rear-ends has been killed by a fox, reports. The chicken – who had a large backside covered by white feathers – become a national sensation when news of her double lady-lumps spread over the Web.

As reported by the Ocala Star-Banner:

The couple brushed the feathers away and found two pubic regions, spaced about two inches apart. Typically, there is one such region in the center with a single orifice.

J-Lo was previously in the news in January, when her owners brought forth the extraordinary clucker. Even Jay Leno cracked a joke as the double-bottomed chicken went viral.

We bid ye farewell, J-Lo. You just had too much junk in your trunk to be in this world for long.


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She had a short life - but better to die with two rear-ends than live with no head.

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Reminds me indirectly of this Monty Python sketch.

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Well isn't that a pain in the asses!

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Even if this weren't on Flayrah I'd still laugh at the context of it. XD I own chickens myself so this is doubly hilarious.

FML. I need a website, but I have not a domain.

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This reminds me of that crazy doctor in South Park that always makes animals with multiple asses :P

~ The Legendary RingtailedFox

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